TAYLOR FOR SALE

"about time," she says, voice dripping
with disdain. she looks even more like her than you
imagined she would. as if reading your mind, this
taylor rolls her eyes and moves her head from left
to right, as if to let you appreciate the full effect.

"come on," she says, "we've got to get to work. we've
wasted enough time as it is. are you prepared to save
President Girlfriend?

yes

who's President Girlfriend?